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Roast potatoes
Corn flakes with ice cold milk out of a glass bottle
Last-minute goals
Wanking 'on a full tank'
Penalty shoot-outs
Martin Kelner's Guardian column
Nando's
Cold bottles of beer from your own fridge
Eric Cantona
Match of the Day on Skywitchcraft when you fast-forward the blather
Public Enemy
The initial euphoria of sweet, sweet recreational drugs
Indian head massages
Girls in their Summer Clothes by Bruce Springsteen
Popscene by Blur
Kicker Conspiracy by t'Fall
Internet filth
The internet
eBay
Amazon
Bryan Robson
Pistachios
Play.com
Stewart Lee
Jerry Sadowitz
Simon Munnery
David Peace
The Smiths
Veggie foo-yung, half and half, with curry sauce on top
Corrie
George Costanza
Porridge (the food)
Porridge (the programme)
The Simpsons (before it went shit)
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Star Wars (first three)
Original Star Wars cards
Original Star Wars toys
Diego Armando Maradona
Superman
Original Superman cards
3G astroturf
6876
Elland Road
adidas Ivan Lendl shirts
The IT Crowd
Back to the Future
Getting to the pub a bit early so you can read the paper
Freezing cold sunny days
FC United of Manchester
AFC Wimbledon
Fillet steak (rare)
The French Connection (I and II)
Beer on the balcony before going out for the night on holiday
Pink Floyd
Danny Baker
Bending your knees a bit when you have a wee when you're bursting
Goodison Park under lights
Red wine
Aways at West Ham and Spurs
The Good Rat by Jimmy Breslin
Sayers
The Arsenal Stadium, Highbury (not the shitty flats)
New trainers
CP Company Metropolis coats
Fancy bread with real butter
Big coats
Seabrook crisps
iPods and MP3 players in general
Yorkshire Tea
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Jack magazine (RIP)
Tom Sharpe
The Fatima Mansions
Douglas Adams
The iPhone (it's ace, and you should have got one, accept it)
Uniqlo jeans
The Young Ones
The Sopranos
Socks from Gap
Getting free stuff
Reeves and Mortimer
Flat white coffee
microKORG
Xbox
PlayStation
David Lacey
Freezing Coca-Cola when you've got a hangover
Funeral dos
Cycling
A curry from your favourite gaff
Taking a chance on a new gaff (any food denomination) and it being great
The view from Hilly Fields
The Larry Sanders Show
Doing 'thingy'
sabotage times
Those breakfasts in a tin
That thing that makes you go back when you've been hurt (football, love, whatever)
A really massive chicken sarnie on event bread with salad, black pepper and mayonnaise
Alan Partridge
Undies hot off the radiator
Two pairs of socks at the match in winter
The smell of pubs as you walk past at Chrimbo
Chips out of the bag, with champagne (ooh, hoity-toity!)
Buying a new shirt
Thomas Hearns
Reading the paper on the bog
Peter Reid
BBQ Beef Hula Hoops
Knee-high boots (and no higher) on women
Chocolate Fingers
Metal Box by Public Image Ltd
The sheer enormity of it when you first go the match as a kid
South Park
One Summer
The new Wembley Stadium
The Clash
Inspiral Carpets
Five Families by Selwyn Raab
Auf Wiedersehen Pet (first two series)
Ian Brown
The Specials
Scully
The 1982 and 1986 World Cups
People who swear on phone-ins
And that's off the top of my head. This is my truth, tell me yours...
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Crystal mornings
“Don’t step on the cracks”, b-side to seven minutes to midnight
Pat Nevin
The entire output of David Bowie, 1971-1984.
Manchester Christmas markets
Twitter
Perced coffee, whoa, easy on the milk!
Stewart Lee’s book
My first view of the pitch at Goodison Park, possibly the greenest green ever.
Early Simple Minds
“BLUE AND WHITE KOP”
The Royal Exchange
Eating bread you just made. Hot. With butter.
Morecambe and Wise singing “Positive thinking….”
Pulling (it was pulled)
Korean revenge films
Danny Baker, (don’t fight it Dan, Feel it)
The Trip
Lucozade with cellophane on (IT’S FOR SICK PEOPLE)
X-Ray spex
The Jam at Deeside
A girl with a Derry accent
Corned beef
The Guardian Guide
DAB radio
John Murray on fivolivo (HE DOES TELLY NOW TOO)
Lord Sir Jimmy Armfield Of Bloomfield. DSO, VC.
Duncan Ferguson
The smell inside a film canister
Top Cat
“I know you well” by Shack
Gammon at the carvery, the sophisticates choice.
Johnny Cash at San Quentin
The London Eye
That fellas “Lipewl 1975” Flickr stream
The Sundays
The “black” edition of WSAG
Gwithian Towans, Hayle, cornworl.
The prom at Egremont
Red Leicester
Banjo12
“How not to live your life”, with the (wooden but stunning) brunette.
Double bills on the pictures
That Evtun goal v sunderland in 3D on the sky ad
Peter O’Toole
“I’m sorry, I haven’t a clue”,hilarious since the seventies. The seventies.
TMWRNJ on a Sunday morning
The bunnymen on the tube
Talking on the phone on the shanghai underground.
Mowing the lawn and getting the inclination to mark it out after.
Proper cheesecake from one of them Italian places in soho
Limbs AOTS
My Girlfriends fingernails down my back
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Pickled Onion flavoured Monster Munch.
The word "dongle"
Father Ted
Robbie Fowlers goal against Villa (1996)
John Barnes
Adidas Trainers
Batfink (old school cartoon)
My moms Sunday Dinners
Carling Export Lager
Captain Morgan Rum
The odd toot on my bong
Colorful socks
Tweeting inane bollox
Reading inane bollox on Twitter
Queens of the Stone Age
My girlfriends voice (she;s Greek)
Bulldogs
Moe, Skinner, Flanders and Homer from the Simpsons
Walkers Salt & Vinegar crisp sandwiches (no butter)
strong words, aj. strong, baffling words...
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leather gloves
autumn
winter
the first stirrings of spring
the shipping forecast
being the only person in an art gallery and pretending you are brian sewell
a jacket potato with crispy jacket
cats
dogs
pigmy marmosets
sloths
manatees
cary grant
bernard cribbins
trevor steven
a slight lisp on a man
men who wear glasses
the rat - the walkmen
the beastie boys poster i got with my vinyl copy of licensed to ill
hairslides
leaves on the ground
snow
the northern lights
the west coast of scotland
denton, texas
radio 4
maltesers
jon stewart
bruce springsteen
billy mackenzie
chips, rice and gravy
winter hill
walking up the steps at goodison to the pitch
arrested development
sesame street - not big bird though, he's shit
morecambe and wise
foggy weather
clap your hands - mr vegas
the redskins
terry hall
damon albarn
the sunday times style magazine
shouting at the panel on question time
white socks in an everton kit
mens fashion - much better than wimmins
mods
the snake - al wilson
ET
Night of the Hunter
Star Wars - not the new shite
V for Vendetta
Comics
germany
erdinger
pretzels
cashew nuts
pistachio ice-cream
bakewell tart
a really cold pillow
saturday morning
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big coats
mince pies
ginger nut biscuits
harry hill's internet show
derrick may
anders limpar
spotify
twitter
the peveril of the peak
jim noir
thursday evening
frosty clear days
disco music
ice cold peroni out the fridge
draught peroni in t'alehouse
johan cruyff
olives
cheese on toast
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A neat row of books
Warm radiators
A massive thick duvet
Mustard liberally draped over gammon
Precise through-balls with the outside of the foot
Popping the foil on a fresh jar of coffee
Last minute nerd winners, preferably against you know who
Double Deckers
Bus drivers who are liberal with traffic light maneuvers when you're late for work
Dave Eggers
Writing the word 'always'
Berlin
Brick Tamland
Ascending guitar riffs
Leighton Baines not looking like a footballer
Sam Rockwell
Moon
The moon
People mooning
Tim Moore
The realisation that you don't have to get up when you forget to turn your alarm off
Yakubu's dopey smile
Kids playing in snow
Herby cheese
Keswick
Whisky, straight
Camping
David Shrigley
Michael Palin
Andrei Kanchelskis
Lamb Karahi
Bill Bryson
Emma Pollock's voice
Bunk Moreland
The little laugh you get with someone in the street when you don't know whether to go left or right
Othello
Holland, 1945 (the song, not the general situation. Although the liberation would have been good)
Ship and Mitre
Lights dimming at a gig
Saving a shot at full stretch playing 5 a side
The old Scottish chap in front of me at the match
Sound and Vision
Dimples
Dr Lucien Sanchez
Vito in the Sopranos
Old men smiling when they see their grandkids
German trains
lizforster9 - My list of ace!
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Tim Cahill
Duncan Ferguson
Night games at Goodison
Last min winners
Misty nights
Christmas Eve
Presents
Hugs
Steak and chips
Ice cold shandy on summers day
Karl Pilkington
Lost
First drink on holiday
Getting into a freshly made bed
My mum's scouse
Away games
The demise of LFC (for now, we all know satan will rise again!)
Your fave song coming on in a club/pub and everyone dancing
Snow
Chocolate
Singing your head off to the radio/ipod in the car on long journeys
Twitter
Bird is the word
Adidas
Thank you biff! :)I appreciate it.
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Chocolate cheesecake.
All day sessions.
Amsterdam.
Recreational drugs.
All day nerd footy sessions with 3 other mates.
The Wire.
Bullet in the Head by Rage Against the Machine.
Physics, astronomy and shit about atoms, nano bots, genes, cyborgs, space elevators, living forever and all the other cool sci-fi shizzle that's just around the corner.
New York.
German tanks of WW2.
Family Guy.
Sex.
Peter Sellers.
Laurel and Hardy.
Bill Hicks.
A full english breakfast (no tomato).
Any meat products cooked on a BBQ.
An extra tasty roast chicken from Morrison's.
Boxing Day sandwichs made in the Scooby-snack stylee.
Bacon
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Having a pooh
People arguing on their mobiles - my life! Is better than yours!
Fat people's trollies in supermarkets
Condensing your opinion into 140 characters
Arteta's first goal against li'pewl
Blanche - if we can't trust the doctors
Girls in any sort of boot
Or hat
Pizza
Italy
The new series of V
Animals eating
Louise who I work with
Yes, you well would
Getting home
A hot shower in the morning
New socks
Catching a girl's any. Any girl. I'm not fussy
People falling over in the street
Free stuff