Alan Nixon - an apology

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Recently we printed a series of stories which suggested sports reporter Alan Nixon is a 'lumbering fatarse', a 'tabloid chubster', a 'fat prick' and a 'turd' who spouts 'made up transfer bollocks' while wearing a 'meffy leather jacket'.  

We now realise that is not the case and apologise unreservedly.

If we gave anyone the idea that Nixon is a 'lumbering fatarse', a 'tabloid chubster', a 'fat prick' and a 'turd' who spouts 'made up transfer bollocks' while wearing a 'meffy leather jacket' we are very sorry. 

We accept that Nixon is not, nor has ever been 'lumbering fatarse', a 'tabloid chubster', a 'fat prick' and a 'turd' who spouts 'made up transfer bollocks' while wearing a 'meffy leather jacket'.   

It is not the intention of this lifestyle advice site aimed at superhunks and the women who worship them to make anyone think that sports reporter Alan Nixon is a.. well you get the idea. 

Sorry.

In other news, course he is. And this.