Alan Nixon says so, 19/12/10 - 24/12/10

Rate increase

Week two of bollocks watch with fatty Nixon and it's more plausible well-researched stuff. Starting in the People: Daniel Sturridge from Chelsea to Liverpool (initial loan then maybe a £5m deal). Jay Bothroyd (Cardiff) will fill Sturridge's place on the Chelsea bench. Zolton Gera from Fulham to Wolfsburg (joint byline with Dave Kidd). Ivan Rakitic (Schalke) to Fulham on a free in the summer.
The Mirror: Blackpool's Charlie Adam to Blackburn Rovers (who could name Steve Kean as manager). Stoke City are also interested in Adam.
Steve Sidwell (Villa) to West Ham. Steven Ireland also leaving Villa for a loan spell at Celtic. Dieumerci Mbokani from Monaco to West Ham.
Not transfer shite but Nixon also has England as ready to step in and host the 2014 World Cup if those useless foreigners Brazil can't manage it. 
Nixon is also worried that a rate increase isn't enough to make a good start on saving for a new sewage treatment plant and new solid waste facilities in Vancouver. Although that might be a different Alan Nixon.