Gold, 74, and his 50-year-old daughter Jacqueline - the boss of 1970s nifty-knickers store Ann Summers - have baffled the public for years with their youthful looks.
Many cultural commentators credit the life-giving properties of porno, and the years spent basking in its glow.
But nay-sayers point to Gold's co-owner at West Ham, tortured goblin David Sullivan, 35, as the evidence against.
Whatever the truth, we won't be finding out for a bit with the
This might be because they're working their way through free DVDs of the Shaved Mamas in Space series, reports are unclear at this stage.