Friday, 7 January 2011

Alan Nixon says so, 1/1/11 -7/1/11

From here to Darwen?
We're into the transfer window now so hopefully some of Alan Nixon's carefully researched stories will actually happen in the next few weeks. 
Otherwise he'll look a right nana! (To me, I doubt anyone else is that bothered.)
Anyway, didn't see anything from the lumbering fatarse in the People so it's a Mirror special this week. Pray silence for, the Nixon report:
First up, Ronaldinho (AC MIlan) to Blackburn Rovers - incredibly this one looked a goer for about an hour, and Preston North End's Adam Barton to Liverpool (£5m).
Elsewhere: 'Burnley will move for Watford boss Malky Mackay - if Sam Allardyce does not take the chance of a return to management,' roars an indignant Nixon at a baffled waitress as she delivers his brekky. Oh no - it's got scrambled eggs and he asked for fried! 
Brad Guzan (Villa) to Hull City on loan. Carlos Vela  (Arsenal) to Bolton on loan. Roque Santa Cruz  (Manchester City) to Blackburn on loan, although yesterday Nixon said City have 'put a block' on that one. 'Congolese destroyer ' Chris Samba (Blackburn) to Villa with James Collins and a bag of readies going the other way.
Also Ewood-bound is Blackpool's Charlie 'some mothers do' Adam. While Villa are 'on the trail of Le Havre midfielder Gueida Fofana, 19, who is out of contract in the summer', as well as Spurs full back Kyle Walker - should have joined Everton, you tit. Unless that was the other Kyle. And West Ham are about to end Steve Sidwell's 'Villa hell'.
In the north east, live action pumpkin Steve Bruce (he walks! he talks! he makes an effective Halloween lantern and a fine soup!) wants to bring Victor Caceres (Libertadto Sunlan'. And Birmingham's Swedish winger Seb Larsson is heading to chipmunk-faced swordsman Alan 'what's your sign, love? Aries? No, Pisces? Cancer? Libra? Ah, Libra - I knew it' Pardew's Newcastle for £1.5m. And lastly Brann Bergen’s Rodolph Austin is off to QPR for £1.6m. Course he is.
Rodrigo Moreno (Benfica, currently on loan at Bolton) to sign permanently at the rucanor stadium but Benfica want £6million.

1 comment:

  1. "live action pumpkin Steve Bruce" I larfed..

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